Pookums1971 ([info]leggylover03) wrote,
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First off MANY hugs to my friends who have supported me through this month, and during other stuff too.

Now as I have been sent these chinese proverbs I thought I would share them with you as I DIED laughing at them.


Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who run in front of car get tired.


Man who walk through airport
turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.


Man with one chopstick go hungry.


Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

War does not determine who is right,
war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse
soon find him in cat house.

It take many nails to build crib,
but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should
change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Man that cooks carrots and pees
in same pot, very unsanitary.


I have died laughing over some of them. and now I will go and read for a long while.

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[info]estel_willow

July 17 2005, 05:20:49 UTC 6 years ago

*expires of laughter*

Oh! I love them! Some of them took me a couple of reads to understand, but WOO!

Everything okay now? *hug*

[info]leggylover03

July 17 2005, 20:11:26 UTC 6 years ago

Hmm everything is not okies as far as she goes as I was UNfriended, but that was too be expected I have seen it coming, and actually it doesn't bother me that much.

Now as for the proverbs I DIED lauging at them, especially the midget one!

[info]mandysimslotr

July 17 2005, 14:58:22 UTC 6 years ago

LMAO! Just what I needed after finishing Harry Potter 6! :D Yes, I I FINISHED at 9pm today (Sunday) after one glorious weekend of reading on the couch, in the bed, in the garden! :D This weekend, little brother, this weekend... life was good! LOL!

I absolutely loved that book, best of the six, bawled my eyes out.

BTW, in case you are trying to reach me via mail at the moment - not a chance. I have blocked my yahoo address last night as I was slightly annoyed with a few... ahem... list preachers (you know what I am talking about) telling me in great snotty detail what to do or rather what NOT to do on the list. Yeah. Right. I'll still be reading the list but will do so as a lurker from now on because there is no talking to some people. It is clearly hopeless. They didn't even READ my post properly saying I was dividing and driving apart the old people and the new people (Huh???).

But overall the response has been overwhelmingly positive. I just didn't feel like dealing with the ***crawlers while reading Potter so I blocked my address before the entire groupie gang of you-know-how woke up. *g* I only got two or three preacher style mails anyway but I tell you: Some of these people are plain mental. But it was still comforting to receive so many positive mails as well.

I am not sure that post was my good or my bad deed of the week though, lol! If anything is the matter I am sure we'll run into each other on AIM until I can unblock my address again. *mutters incarnations under her breath*

Speaking of incarnations: There is a lovely new one in HP6 that will glue the tongue to the upper wall of your mouth. Let's try that on a few people. PLEASE?!?

Have a great week,

Mandy

[info]leggylover03

July 17 2005, 20:05:50 UTC 6 years ago

MANDY!

Do not worry about the ass dwellers! Also I hope you saved the nasty e-mails as I wish you to forward them to me at Pookums1971@aol.com

DO not let them get to you,I wouldn't. They are obviously children who cannot take criticism.

As for HPB NOW that I might have 2 seconds of peace in the house maybe I can sit down and read it. WOrk shall be the death of me, or someone

[info]mandysimslotr

July 18 2005, 13:47:58 UTC 6 years ago

Hey girl! :)

Hope you had some time at least to do a bit of reading. It sure is worth it. I have started round two already, lol! :D

Sending the preacher mails: LOVE to do so believe me! :D However, right now the bastards at Yahoo won't even let me IN my mailbox. I have a nasty suspicion they didn't like the fact very much that I was blocking the full 1 GB of webspace for that account in order to keep out the preachers mob, lol. I mailed them to reactivate me (if deactivate is what they did), but I am not overly hopeful. I tried to get in touch with them once and never heard from them. Which means right now I don't have the mailbox, the mails OR access to the list, since Yahoo won't let me sign in. Oh well... ;) If all fails I get myself a nice shiny new alias just for you girls, hehe.

Mandy

[info]elwenofimladris

July 18 2005, 10:55:17 UTC 6 years ago

Whoo. Send the preacher mails along... we will give them an earful.

Yes, I think I will have to imprint that one to memory... it goes along with the Silencing Charm, the other one that is in the HBP that allows the victim to hear a buzzing noise so you can speak evil in their presence and they won't know it, the Full-Body Bind... and a few others. Very useful they are. Oh, and the hanging people by their ankle one. That is quite amusing too.

[info]mandysimslotr

July 18 2005, 13:54:42 UTC 6 years ago

Ah yes, these are LOVELY charms that I would so very much like to try on a few people right now, lol. On of my favourites is probably MadEye turning Malfoy into a ferret in HP5. And what a great book! It is funny, the critics are rather mixed but all the fans seem to agree that it is the best (as I said I feel the same way). I think it is the fact that they understand what JKR has in store for the characters and that nothing is what it seems (cannot say more in respect to those still reading). I hope I can finally start to write something into my Live Journal this week so if you guys like we can use the place to discuss HP6 a little. Will befriend you once I am ready. :)

As for the preacher mails: YAWN... Gits. All of them. :D

Mandy

[info]elwenofimladris

July 18 2005, 14:27:26 UTC 6 years ago

Okies. ^_^

Critics are nuts. Always have been and always will be.

... Well, with the exception of a few...

Exactly. Those emails do best in the trash bin... after a few nasty replies, that is.

[info]mandysimslotr

July 18 2005, 16:17:26 UTC 6 years ago

I did something much better before I eventually blocked my mail account:

I set up a fake "Mailer Demon" mail and send it out to them. It looks like the real thing you cannot tell the difference (always good to know how to do those!) which was telling them that their mails had bounced back because my account was over quota (aka FULL!). So THEY still think I never got them, never read them and they wasted their time on writing this stuff for nothing having to face life, death and everything in between without ever having the chance of telling me, what an ***hole I am, hehe. :D

[info]leggylover03

July 19 2005, 06:12:02 UTC 6 years ago

Come backkkkk I haven't seen you in days, and I even sent you a mail and it was returned SNIFF.

Forget those who dwell in the ass of others and come back to us!

[info]elwenofimladris

July 20 2005, 05:18:43 UTC 6 years ago

:D Nice! I knew there was a reason I should keep those Mailer Demon things... ^_~

[info]mandysimslotr

July 20 2005, 10:16:10 UTC 6 years ago

*laughs*

Well, an old mailer demon mail won't help you much. You cannot send it to people because if you do, then your addy will still be the one sending it, not the mailer demon. So you need to know how to replace your addy with the mailer demon one. Plus there are a few things in the actual mailer demon text body you need to change as well.

But I don't want to give you any wrong ideas. You be a good girl, you hear? ;)

Mandy

P.S.: Rhonda, SO SORRY! Totally forgot to give you a working mail addy (other than the one I had to block completely due to an inflation of preachers, lol!). Will do so either tonight or tomorrow and then we can talk, OK? :) Don't worry, I am not gone, just taking cover, hehe. :D

[info]leggylover03

July 20 2005, 15:57:04 UTC 6 years ago

Good because I wanted to chat with you.

[info]elwenofimladris

July 21 2005, 06:23:17 UTC 6 years ago

=P Who actually really bothers to read those Mailer Demon things anyway? I know I don't. I just look to see what email address it failed to send to... then delete it. =P

Me? Good? Er... *shifty look and hides hand behind back* Okay. ^_~
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